God, I enjoy the f*** out of playing with y’all.
— Daniel Malhotra

Easily the best squad in North Texas, maybe the world.
— David Beckham **

I predict in 10 years, this team will be traveling North to play us. And win.
— Clark Hunt **

An unstoppable force.
— Ronaldo **

The Master Chefs of North Texas soccer.
— Gordon Ramsay **

Can they be any better?
— Lionel Messi **

They should make a mug that says ‘World’s Best Team’.
— Michael Scott **

Buddy the Elf screams ‘LONESTAARRRR!’ now.
— Santa **

 

DISCLAIMER

** NOT A REAL QUOTE